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Seriously, WHO IS MYSTERION?

My geuss is Stan.

I think Mysterion is Stan. I mean think about it; the first time Cartman (dressed as The Coon) came face-to-face with Mysterion and he was trying to figure out who he was and said that it had to be Kyle because Kyle hated him, Mysterion said that the only person Kyle hated was Eric Cartman, so he must be Eric Cartman. Although this could be an arguable point because I'm sure everyone knows that they hate each other.
But after Cartman (dressed as The Coon) acused Mysterion of being Stan and Clyde (although I don't think Clyde is a possibility because he has a lisp and Mysterion doesn't have a lisp), he finally said that he had to go and left, possibly irritated that Cartman guessed his true identity?
Also, when Mysterion felt that someone was trying to figure out his identity, he went to Kyle for help. Who else would do that other than Stan?

I can tell everyone, without any doubt, that Stan Marsh is Mysterion. Every clue in the episode points to him, of the ten or so clues, they point to him, even if they don't seem to. I can tell you this because, like those who knew the greatest hidden face in our history, Mark Felt, also known as Deepthroat. I have that much knowledge of it, I'm super cereal, as Al Gore would put it.

Kevin.

Kevin is a background character, and he wasn't crossed off on Professor Chaos' list. He has around about the same build as Stan, Kyle etc and his voice is rather monotone and similar to them. Plus, when revealed he has a rather expressionless face. Sure that might just be to cover up who he is, but whenever we see Kevin it's always with that face. The Somalian pirate episode is a bit of proof for that.

Plus, he's the person you least expect to be Mysterion since he's just a background character. We don't know his thoughts and his personality remains a mystery. For all we know, he could think Kyle is the smartest person in the class, and when Cartman states he even said he mentioned who Mysterion was after Mysterion revealed himself, that means nothing. Cartman could have mentioned any name off screen.

So there's my final answer.


KEVIN!

This makes sense to me. I never thought it could be Stan, he just doesn't seem like the type.

Yeah I never thought it was Stan either. It feels like M&T wanted us to believe it was Stan or someone else, just to divert away from the fact that Mysterion is Kevin

Either him, or Kenny. Most people's objection to Kenny is that they feel the costume would be more sexual. To me, the idea of dressing in tights and running around beating people up is fetish-like enough to begin with for Kenny to go for it.

Hmmm, perhaps it was Kenny, because they've given Mysterion the same mystery of the face just like Kenny.

Matt and Trey said they have no idea who Mysterion is.

That's true, they don't. If they don't know I don't think anyone ever will.